~*~AUTHORESS’
CORNER~*~
(The scene is a
rather small, dark room. In the very center of the room, a small light
shines directly onto a young girl about 15 years old. She has on a green,
spaghetti-strapped tank top, dark-colored denim jeans, and a thin, black
headband holding back her medium-length, dark-blonde hair. A silver
necklace around her neck spells out the word “AUTHOR”. She is sitting a
rather small wooden desk in a black beanbag chair, but this time, is NOT facing
the reader. Rather, this time, she
is facing the commotion going on in the Authoress’ realm…a little blonde blur
is furiously chasing a now-frantic Wufei, who is currently running like heck to
get away from Mielie-chan….)
Wufei:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
Miellie: (mumbling something about
“Wuffie in a towel” while frantically trying to catch her Chinese bioshen)
Heero/Trowa/Quatre/Duo/: (MAJORLY sweatdropping,
while watching the two with interest)
Me/Ashy-chan: (MAJORLY sweatdropping,
while watching the two with interest, and munching on a bowl of popcorn I so
conveeeeeeniently popped in for the occasion)
Rachy-chan: (oblivious to her
surroundings as she happily munches away on her mint leaves)
Me: Quatre…(::munch,
munch::)…time?
Quatre: (looks at his watch) 55 minutes and cou-
But just then, poor
Quatre is interrupted by the sound of Wufei screaming bloody murder, and
Miellie-chan cackling evilly in the background.
The two reappear into the scene with Miellie-chan dragging a now
insanely-muttering-about-injustces-of-chibi-friends-of-the-authoress-and-how-they-shouldn’t-even-be-in-the-fic
Wufei, who is currently tied up with rope.
All: …………...
Me: …pay up!
Everybody forks
over their twenties to the now-beaming Authoress, except for Quatre.
Me: Quatre?
Quatre: uh…(pulls out the smallest
bill he has)…got change for a hundred?
All: (falls over anime style)
@.@()
Me: (riffling through the small
wad of twenties) sure
As the two exchange
currency, Wufei has somehow managed to escape Miellie-chan’s wrath, and
disappears into the unknown…a.k.a., the shadows of the authoress’ realm
Miellie-chan: aww, shucks
Miellie-chan is
about to go after him again, when the Authoress’ left computer beeps
Computer: *beep* Miellie-chan’s got
mail *beep*
All: …huh?
Miellie-chan: really?!? (squeals, goes
over to check her e-mail, then squeals again) Wuffie sent me the survey!!!!!
Wufei: (comes back outta the
darkness) WHAT?!?
Quatre: how did that ha…
All at once, Duo,
Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Ashy-chan, and Rachy-chan turn to the Authoress,
who just shrugs innocently.
Me: (now grinning)…well? Did you WANT her to continue chasing
Wufei all throughout the rest of the fic?
(The scene fades
out once again, as everybody crowds around the computer Miellie-chan is on, in
anticipation…and not just a bit of fear…of seeing what she writes….)
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*note-
these are actual responses Miellie-chan wrote for the survey…I did nothing but
correct her grammer…and add in a few A/N. ^_~
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To:
Skitzo_Wuffiegurl@fanfiction.net
From: Solitary_Dragon05@hotmail.com
Sub: Questions
(survey)
Message:
>>>Fill
out the answers to the following questions, reply, then e-mail them off to a
friend. (No lying! Tell the Truth!)
Name people call
you:
Miellie; Miellie-chan; Marielle; Mowow; Mi; Ma; Mar; Skitzo #2; Blonde #2;
Cabbage; Lamb
The nice
nicknames:
Miellie; Miellie-chan; Marielle; Mi
The god-awful
nicknames you hate to be called:
Cabbage, Lamb
(A/N- …don’t ask)
Pets: 3 dogs, 1 guineapig, 1
parakeet, 1 pony, 1 goat
Parents: mom and dad…what else is
there to say?
Siblings
(biological or adopted or both):
sister (age 10) and brother (age 32)
Age in dog years: uhh…what’s 15 times 7?
(A/N- you’re asking
ME?!?!? @.@)
~*~FAVORITES~*~
Color? I’ll go with
Aqua/Blue or Green to match my eyes
Animal? Does it count if they’re
fantasy? Dragon or Narwhal
Song? “Somebody’s
Somebody”
Book?
Island of
the Blue Dolphins
Movie: I don’t really
watch movies or TV
Foods: tacos, perogies (
^_^), pizza, he(e)roes, and quesadillas!
(H/N (Heero’s
note…::snickers::)- ::raises en eyebrow at Miellie’s bad pun)
Toothpaste: Banana Strawberry!!!
Flower(s): Lilacs, roses, and
iris
~*~Miscellaneous~*~
Thing that you
would love someone to do for you that no one ever has: a guy showing me a good
time, not by going anywhere special but by just being with them
Dream that came
true: Wuffie
sent this to me! ^_^ !!!
(A/N- must I tell
you the size of the sweatdrops of everybody here in the realm when we read that
resonse? You MUST have an idea.)
Do You Believe
in Shooting Stars: Of
course! (I saw one yesterday)
Do You Believe
In Men from Mars:
I don’t know about only men, I mean…where do you think I came from?
(A/N- Zorbon! ^_~ )
Do You Believe
in UFO’s: maybe…
If you mean flying saucers, not really, but there’s always a possibility.
Do You Believe
in Love at First Sight: Of
course, but it sucks when it’s not a mutual feeling
Do You Believe
in Eternity: Yuppers!
Do You Believe
in Soulmates:
NO DUH! Of course I do!
Do You Believe
in Prince/Princess Charming:
um…I’m NOT wearing those big puff gowns…but I think there is a guy out there…I
wouldn’t label it Prince, though.
What’s more
important-love or money:
MONEY! (j/k…love is the 2nd most important thing in the world; money
is after dead last.)
What do you feel
guilty about right now:
Nothing, feeling guilty means you did something wrong, which I only do on
rare occasions….
(A/N- ::looking at
her suspiciously:: riiiiight….)
What is the last
thing that made you smile:
Talking with two of my best friends on the phone.
-Laugh: The weird expression my mom
had when she tried black cherry ice cream tonight.
-Cry: I don’t cry; crying is for
the weak and emotionally unstable
(A/N- …she’s a
Wufei-fan, in case you couldn’t tell already -_-() )
What do you
need/want right now: some
sleep, a bed, and a tissue (my nose is stuffy)
Do you obey
rules: most
of the time
Do you really: Must you ask that question?
Who is the last
person you shared a secret with:
Ashley…I think…and I think Chris was there, too
Been in love
before: in
love? No…but I have loved someone, though
Been to Outer
Space: nope…don’t
have the money
Coffee or tea: Coffee, black, with three
packets of sugar
Blanket or
stuffed animal:
Blankets keep you much warmer and are much more efficient.
Stuffed animals can be used for pillows.
Other then that, they’re merely material objects.
(A/N- yup… definitely
a Wufei-fan -_-() )
Color of socks
that are on you now:
I’m bare foot so nonexistent
Favorite Number:
it’s a
close tie between 5 and 6
When was the
last time you went to the hospital, and why:
hmmm….3 years ago when I broke my third toe
What color is
your bedroom:
Begie, lavendar, pink, green, blue, and white
What do u do
most when you're bored:
draw, write, or ride my horse around the beach
What
word/phrase/saying do u use too much:
“Oh my god” “SuGaR” “Helium!” “Ahhh” “::mumbles something about Wufei in a
towel::” “Wufei! WHERE?!?!”
(A/N-…does this
really even need a comment?)
What Friend
lives the farthest away:
Argie, Philipines
Most annoying
thing:
hum…anything that is so pathetic that you want to put it out of its misery.
Best things: ice cream, Wufei,
friends, music, sun, horses, family, and guys!
What time is it
now:
12:56pm
How glad are you
this thing is over:
well, I would be jumping for joy because I would go to bed…damn quatre had to
attach more…(j/k- I luv ya q-man!)
(A/N- ^_~ but not
as much as I do!)
Attached
Message:
>>
Your fondest
memory: My
friends Morgan and Zach dressed up as cowboys and I was a Cowgirl and we had a
watergun fight
Most
Embarrassing memory: Hum…taking
a dare to flash my two guy friends and their friend (T or D gone terribly
wrong)
You know it’s
love when…: you
know that no matter what happens, the person will always be there, and you’ll
always know they’re there for you to talk to (nice one, Quatre!
Wufei, it’d think you were trying to skip that one…grrrr!)
(A/N- hehe…”Hell
hath no fury like the wrath of a Chibi”)
(Duo: that’s
not how it goes!)
(A/N- don’t care!)
Something you
wish you could take back:
Ever breaking up with the guy I liked…
Person you consider
yourself closest to:
this might sound funny, but I’m not a people person…my horse and dog are my two
devoted best friends.
One thing others
find irritable about you: hyperness
(I’m working on that) and my tendency to tease (working on that too)
One thing you
find irritable about yourself:
I can’t shut up, but when I get nervous I stare into space and don’t talk
at all.
(A/N- either that,
or she talks to the wall…literally….)
Where are
you right now: In my room at the computer table
Where would you
like to be:
Outside under the stars or on the beach watching the party down the street.
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Miellie-chan: (giggling) Done!
Me: good…can I have my chair back, now?
Miellie-chan: b-b-but…it’s COMFY!
Wufei: (muttering something resembling his usual
phrase, “baka onna”)
Miellie-chan: O_O you’re back! (goes off chasing
Wufei again into the black void)
Wufei: OoO KISSAMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (runs like heck)
Duo: …is it over yet?
Me: I thi…
Computer: *beep* Ashy-chan’s got mail *beep*
All: …..
Miellie-chan: (pops up back for a minute) oh, yeah…I
sent it to you, Ashy! Bye now!
(goes back to chasing Wufei)
All: -_-()
Me: your turn, Ashy…..
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